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  1. STR8_HATE

    vintage?

    ah, I see. My apologizes. I just know how hectic the holidays can be. Can't be tO far away from being Done evaluating this, can't WAit to see Who plays in this.
  2. STR8_HATE

    vintage?

    Yea I kinda forgot about this, hopefully we get some info soon. Probably got lost in the holiday.
  3. No, that can't be it. I don't even think he's old enough to drink. It's something else... A stripper. Now that's just gross. That's not it either. He's a young guy, probably wouldn't know what to do with a woman. No, there's something else missing... His wackoff sock ? I know what it is...
  4. Yea but I think he is wanting to play at home with some friends, if that is the case he would have to beat it on solo mode.
  5. Yes you have to beat the game on solo mode, and yes you can play with friends on the same ps3.
  6. Yea it is good to know, but I still cant figure out why this is in a Merry Christmas thread? And by this I mean all of this, besides the posts about christmas. The fact of the matter is, the older UF gets the more guys will be in multiple clans. People are going to leave and join other clans. So please dont bring other clans recruiting or anything else into a christmas thread. Oh and happy new year.
  7. Knights are up in central 1 16 v16 Med 3 if anyone wants to play!!!
  8. Sucks I missed it, I will be on for the mass though tonight. See you guys there.
  9. Oh my freaking god!!!!! That just made my holiday!!!! Hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas!!
  10. Hi my name is Str8_Hate and I'm addicted to Socom. I feel so much better now.
  11. Just because i have played socom everyday since it came out doesn't mean I'm addicted.
  12. That is freaking awesome although I already had resevior dogs, one of my top 5 movies ever.
  13. When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floor boards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree . . . .
  14. A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Just a couple minutes ago...'
  15. a Playstation Home tourney? Who can decorate ther pad the best.....
  16. I may have a sega CD somewhere, oh how about a goldeneye 64 tourney. That would be sick, rockets in the stack, brings back memories.
  17. I found this top secret UF info, Tow told me not to share it but I just can't hold out like that...
  18. Really we are having a Rockband 2 tournament, sweet!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)
  19. STR8_HATE

    The Itch

    Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick. The moral of the story............ Pay your bills.

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