A little more thought please?

[-Rooster-]

How bout it guys....Give a little more thought in your poem when you accept your invites. I was looking forward to reading them.....Untill I saw some of them!

 

 

These Guys spend countless hours doing graphics and forums and all the pain in the ass stuff so we have a great experience while were here and some of us crap out on a simple two line poem.

 

 

Lets put a tiny bit of effort into it so it looks like ya care. for real....I wanted to read some good shit lol

 

 

(damn that sounds gay that I am all about this poem stuff lol)

[Red0ctobeR]

Rooster you are so funny.

 

The only times I see you post is for you to complain. LOL

 

I am not intending to rile you up. I just think you are funny.

[xHxAxRxLxExYx]

I do have to agree though. I thought ours was pretty original. See, our clan is comprised of 3 seprerate clans, mac, esc, and fmj. Together, we are the Brotherhood. Now maybe our poem will make a little more since.

[WiZ]

I put some thought into ours...... And actually thought it was "so so" until I read the others. I agree with Rooster, I tought it was a fun twist and I was looking forward to reading em.

[Chili327]

I like ours too, but i think mine was good enough..

 

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

iLL is gonna win, so F*** you too.! ;D

 

Cant go wrong with good Old Faithful.. "Roses are Red.." .lol

[AminalMotheR]

Humor is the way to go ! !

 

 

With Havoc and crew watching from afar,

cBF will be showcasing the trophy at the Rogue 7 BAR

 

After all the flashbacks clear from NAM

cBF wins the tourny of NO BOMB

 

All of the UF will see

just how far cBF can PEE

 

Please dont talk during the timer

no excuses this time, whiner

 

After all the smoke has cleared

cBF remains the clan that is feared

 

My dick is so big it touches my knee

my wife wiggles and screams with glee : )

 

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

LMAO....Lucky we didnt get invited i had one i would of liked to use.

 

The *S* Clan gladly accepts their Invitation to UF Black 3

 

Lead fearlessly by the HAVDINI

All the clans will get to suck on our weenies.

[HippieChik]

Those are hysterical!

[-Rooster-]

Chili-Palmer ]

I like ours too, but i think mine was good enough..

 

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

iLL is gonna win, so F*** you too.! ;D

 

Cant go wrong with good Old Faithful.. "Roses are Red.." .lol

 

Yeah old faithfull is great...really you would believe how many of my friends moms I won over when I was in school with the "OLD FAITHFULL" LOL

 

 

Hey RED- I was class clown when I graduated high school     I still talk about it...even 6-7 years later..thats funny......The truth is I got to that school in 7th grade...so I only had 6 years to be funny...the rest the class had 12-13 years to be funny and I was still voted class clown.

For each clan that we fight;

From New to Hall of Famers.

We'll knock thier asses down;

Becouse WE ARE iLL GAMERS.

[Chili327]

Nice poem..! :spellcheck:

[UNCLE-SID25]

I thought ours was simplistic but deep- Come on now a two sentace lyrical genius I would say.

[RawTaLenT--]

sigh gV worked hard and long on ours LOL

 

We played fair and fought hard under RawTal3nts guidance, announcing this tourneys winner Guns and Violence

 

 

heres one more

 

How did I get shot when all I heard was silence, awe nevermind its us, Guns and Violence.

[DK_MaluNYMets]

Well Tupac is still alive by the way...

 

I think our quote was pretty deep.. I came up with two... posted up one

 

"Hollow Ground awaits for its prey... You better be ready to play"

 

"Hollow Ground will be waiting every tuesday and thursday night.... So you better be ready to die cause your never going to see day light"

[-Rooster-]

Chili-Palmer ]

Nice poem..!  :spellcheck:

 

LOL I hit send and then relized I hadnt done that lol....Edit button would be handy right about now ;D

 

I said I was class clown.....not Most best spelling -

[UNCLE-SID25]

Ours is the best! Its a sweet as parable- an analogy of both candles on a cake, making a wish and our team get tipsy before we waste ya.

 

 

 

----Just like the year before your kids 9th birthday,

 

----30's 8 will get lit and blow your team away.

 

 

 

[GOAT]

I wrote one of dem poems it was to my good buddy Bubba...

 

My good bud Bubba Done Died.

His best freinds Cooter and Gomer done cried.

His wife said she were not cheating and lied.

My good bud Bubba Done did died.

 

 

 

I even gots one of dem der stories bout Bubba and his Buddey's

 

 

News release from the Cottonpick Express: Houma, Louisiana.

 

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,

 

Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

 

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

 

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

 

What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,

 

"There's Bubba With them two assholes".

 

 

 

[-Rooster-]

There getting better Guys....

 

I say we make Viper come up with a few poems about why reading directions is importain lol j/k viper

 

You may not have read the directions,

But dont make no misconceptions,

There will BE no elections,

iLL is going to be in the winners section ;D

[TOW-19]

The Urgent Fury Creator Credo:

 

The UF creators get really fickle,

creating things that'll make you giggle,

and UF5 is gonna get you tickled,

and sho-nuff, yo ass is gon' wiggle..............WITH GLEEEEE! ;D ;D

 

 

[-Rooster-]

Are you saying UF5 is going to be a poem contest? ;D

 

I guessed it didnt I?

[Guest Skipper]

There once was a man named KingJunk

He drinks two beers he gets drunk

 

He was a great running back

Not because he is black

but because his O-line was so stacked

 

 

 

What would I ever do without the man... ;D

 

[TOW-19]

Skipper ]

 

What would I ever do without the man... ;D

 

 

Not put up frustrated posts................ ;D

[Red0ctobeR]

I once knew a man from nantucket

his....

 

Wait is this the right forum?

 

OOPS

[Guest Skipper]

Undertow ]

Skipper ]

 

What would I ever do without the man... ;D

 

 

Not put up frustrated posts................  ;D

 

LOL...very good point! Junk just has his head up his ass...I mean.... he wears his heart on his sleeve....

 

Boy am I in trouble tonight!

 

 

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

the leader of JyK thought he was a pimp

even perfected his walk with the limp

 

When the only hoe he had died

he asked others and got denied

now his egos the size of an imp

 

 

if king is a pimp than im a rapper lol

 

Luv ya king lol