[101]DETROITFAN

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3024303 http://www.vote756.com/marcecko/

well smoke feel free to join up. its thru yahoo and all the info u need is at the top.

fear whens a good time for ya? lemme know

ok the draft is this saturday at 1:30 but it can be changed if needed. league ID-31923 pass-detroit

dude no one can even touch us. we really need to move up to D 1 AA or even D1 and then we'll see how great our team really is!

in a fantasy hockey league? ill post the info if i get some interest....

hahah i misspelled my own name too....

Dreadful Erections Trick Real Indians Onto These Feisty Animal Nuts

this was posted on our boards and i liked it so much i thought y'all would like to see it. >>These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and >are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down >and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying >calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > > > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the >impact? > > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your >memory at > > all? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > > WITNESS: I forget. > > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of >something you > > forgot? > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies >in his > > sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? > > WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? > > ____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? > > WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was >August 8th? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? > > WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid! > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: How many were boys? > > WITNESS: None. > > ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? > > WITNESS: Are you shittin ' me? Your Honour, I think I need >a > > different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? > > WITNESS: By death > > ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? > > WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? > > WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. > > ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? > > WITNESS: Guess. > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to >a > > deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? > > WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you >performed on > > dead people? > > WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. >Would > > you like to rephrase that? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school >did you > > go to? > > WITNESS: Oral. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the >body? > > WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. > > ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? > > WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I >was > > doing an autopsy on him! > > ____________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > > WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? > > ______________________________________ > > And the best for last: > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check > > for a pulse? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when > > you began the autopsy? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? > > WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > > ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been >alive, > > nevertheless? > > WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

oh belicheck, you sir are a genious. being able to study what the jets did to own the chargers.

Where you at in Detroit? the part with people in it! hahahaha no actually i live out in the burbs but no one knows where "Rochester Hills" is when i say it. so i just say detroit. but as of know im out @ GVSU (Grand Valley State University) over in Allendale (by Grand Rapids)

ill give ya a guess! DETROIT WHERE THE WEAK ARE KILLED AND EATEN!

that was awesome....

the first ever double loss game! both teams are 0-3 after this game....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J43n8m7u2pk&mode=related&search= my brother can do a perfect impression of peter as mickey mouse!

nfl commish has come out and said that the pats have done something wrong.

he went to play FB for the Vikings but failed and couldnt make it off the practice squad....

maybe he just found one try to put im in a leg lock that dude willl just break your shit by flexing u sayin he's comin after me? shit....better find a gun or knife of some kind....

well 101st is a strip club full of freaks! HAHAHA

lets see. first he was a high school/college football freak then went to the WWE/WWF and left tried out for the vikings and didnt make anything out of himself. now he's trying to go to UFC? sheesh....this guy needs to stick to a profession and get good at it....

stupid lions have the late game.

Detroit Lions no winning this year

hey even DPS (detroit public schools) arent that bad....not that i went to one....

oh man. now i wish i hadnt joined LOL. when i get my asswhooped its gonna be public knowledge....we should do a hockey, basketball and baseball league (when they are all up)

lol