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http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3024303 http://www.vote756.com/marcecko/
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well smoke feel free to join up. its thru yahoo and all the info u need is at the top.
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fear whens a good time for ya? lemme know
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ok the draft is this saturday at 1:30 but it can be changed if needed. league ID-31923 pass-detroit
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dude no one can even touch us. we really need to move up to D 1 AA or even D1 and then we'll see how great our team really is!
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in a fantasy hockey league? ill post the info if i get some interest....
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hahah i misspelled my own name too....
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Dreadful Erections Trick Real Indians Onto These Feisty Animal Nuts
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this was posted on our boards and i liked it so much i thought y'all would like to see it. >>These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and >are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down >and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying >calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > > > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the >impact? > > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your >memory at > > all? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > > WITNESS: I forget. > > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of >something you > > forgot? > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies >in his > > sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? > > WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? > > ____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? > > WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was >August 8th? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? > > WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid! > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: How many were boys? > > WITNESS: None. > > ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? > > WITNESS: Are you shittin ' me? Your Honour, I think I need >a > > different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? > > WITNESS: By death > > ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? > > WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? > > WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. > > ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? > > WITNESS: Guess. > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to >a > > deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? > > WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you >performed on > > dead people? > > WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. >Would > > you like to rephrase that? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school >did you > > go to? > > WITNESS: Oral. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the >body? > > WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. > > ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? > > WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I >was > > doing an autopsy on him! > > ____________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > > WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? > > ______________________________________ > > And the best for last: > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check > > for a pulse? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when > > you began the autopsy? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? > > WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > > ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been >alive, > > nevertheless? > > WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
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oh belicheck, you sir are a genious. being able to study what the jets did to own the chargers.
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Where you at in Detroit? the part with people in it! hahahaha no actually i live out in the burbs but no one knows where "Rochester Hills" is when i say it. so i just say detroit. but as of know im out @ GVSU (Grand Valley State University) over in Allendale (by Grand Rapids)
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ill give ya a guess! DETROIT WHERE THE WEAK ARE KILLED AND EATEN!
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Podcast 12 is up! (sorry for the delay) n/t
[101]DETROITFAN replied to SNIPER's topic in Playstation
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the first ever double loss game! both teams are 0-3 after this game....
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=J43n8m7u2pk&mode=related&search= my brother can do a perfect impression of peter as mickey mouse!
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nfl commish has come out and said that the pats have done something wrong.
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he went to play FB for the Vikings but failed and couldnt make it off the practice squad....
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maybe he just found one try to put im in a leg lock that dude willl just break your shit by flexing u sayin he's comin after me? shit....better find a gun or knife of some kind....
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well 101st is a strip club full of freaks! HAHAHA
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lets see. first he was a high school/college football freak then went to the WWE/WWF and left tried out for the vikings and didnt make anything out of himself. now he's trying to go to UFC? sheesh....this guy needs to stick to a profession and get good at it....
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stupid lions have the late game.
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Detroit Lions no winning this year
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hey even DPS (detroit public schools) arent that bad....not that i went to one....
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oh man. now i wish i hadnt joined LOL. when i get my asswhooped its gonna be public knowledge....we should do a hockey, basketball and baseball league (when they are all up)
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lol