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What makes you think that? She obviously doesn't have any balls...

yea MRS. School Marm! that was a typo or just didn't fully hit the last zero since I was trying to illustrate the rarity of hard drive failures.. so it was only a finger fail not a brain fail. LOL

Oh man! you'd put him though this and not let him in? that's just mean... dayam mean.. LOL I love it!!

Come get some cupcake. You may as well paint a target on Shack's back right now!! ;D

Do you have another PC you could try the drives in? failure rate for hard drives is .034% that's 3-4 out of every 100. the chances that both went at the same time without some sort of electrical spike are very slim. this does sound like the main board amigo.. do you have a PC parts and repair place in your town? preferably near a local college campus.. take it there and have them test it for you.. if your town is like most other cities the PC shop near the campus is most likely the one that will be use to testing hardware for free and letting you know what you have to replace.

Well at I liked the way the Rangers responded.. polite even though you can tell they were a bit perturbed about it… except for Hellraisers post which he then edited.. that got me wondering?? You almost let the cat out of the bag bro… As for me.. where the hell is my Socom disk.. that’s it! I’m going to get back in this dayam game with one purpose in mind! Put a bullet in every fricking RVN dome I can find!!! I kicked your whole clans ass in COD once I’ll do it again this time in Socom dammit!! LMAO! Man that undertow! He’s a crafty one eh! LOL good one amigo!

xVic.. errr.. FAIL! Carnac gives the answers not the questions. at least get it right if you're going to attempt a joke at my expense.. it goes like this.. Carnac.. "The answer to this question.. is" “xViCaRiouSx†opens the envelope.. Who got his ass beat by a Yutz a Putz and Dope? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7RWaIURRIQ

LOL great minds think alike... I couldn't find anything like blackboned either? Oh well doesn't matter I guess. Sign up for hell week or not.. can't figure out why almost every other clan just signs up and doesn't go about posting a thread like this at all? Guess those clans know how to follow directions? Hey lookie there I did find my clan from the 08 Socom season.. hell we finished 54th and only played seven games.. 4 wins 3 losses.. guess it doesn't take much to get in the top 100 at GB these days.. LOL p.s. yes War_Pig you got a smile out of me. but then again "Carnac the Magnificent" usually gets me to smile every time.

Coming from game battles means your post isn’t so out of the ordinary. I’ve seen it all too often. Its ok shack, believe it or not I understand. There is a world of difference between GB and UF. Although many members may voice their personal opinions of GB at UF we have no official say on the matter they do things their way we do things ours. While your post can be seen as coming from personal pride of your clan it is also personal boasting and reeks of audacity. At GB that’s how things go, since most times no other clan is going to congratulate you or recognize your achievements. About the only thing you are likely to hear is “they beat us so they must be cheatingâ€. At UF the rules and guidelines in place attempt to insure as best we can that clans hold to the ideal of honor and fairness in online gaming. We don’t however referee or police this since we have found that for honorable clans staying within the guidelines is a giving and is something they hold themselves to accept and follow. Here you are giving the opportunity to test yourself against the best that Socom and other titles have to offer in terms of quality respectable clans. How you fair against them is not as important as the manner in which you go about competing and the conduct you demonstrate in competition. The reward is the unnecessary self proclamation of your clans worthiness and skillfulness. Do well and you will receive compliments and recognition from all that compete here. No matter how well you fair in competition however you and your clan will always receive respect and admiration for the manner in which you compete if it is found to be of an honorable nature. Simply put self proclaiming you or your clans ability in online gaming isn’t near as rewarding as hearing it from others, having other clans give praise for your fortitude and giving recognition for your clans skill in battle. This is even more evident when the praise you receive comes from clans that are considered the top tier clans for the online shooter genre. Urgent Fury’s motto is “Win with honor, Lose with dignity†and this ideal is the standard by which a UF clan conducts itself. I sincerely hope you will give UF a go, sign up for hell week and give your clan the opportunity to prove their merit. This isn’t GB this is Urgent Fury.. you’re playing in the big league now. Let your actions not your words demonstrate your strength and resilience. Goat.

Just for clarification.. so a Mojito Rim topping isn't what happens when you're not using a condom and pull out just in time? I have a friend who recently got out of jail and he said it was something else.. but I'm not going there.. :-X Idly wonders if this topic and the "My situation, your opinions" thread could somehow be combined?

I've been married to the same woman for fifteen years.. Stop you fucking bitching and complaining you son of a bitch!!! LMAO! J/K amigo.. you're young.. enjoy yourself and don't get caught.

I was the first to vote for Citadel I figured I'd be all alone on that one.. but I see three others agreed. I'm not sure why but for some reason I always liked that map, breech was fun but so was demo as well as suppression maybe it was the brick buildings.. the red room.. the corner kills? Just a fun all around good map IMO.. unless you got some pinheads glitching to the top of the columns are something.. the map did have its share of soft spots and clipping areas.. but for honest players the map was just plain good fun.

Rim the glass with lemon juice and dip it in sugar... add a pinch of Cinnamon for that *special secret ingredient and call it it by your own name.. maybe "MoCimano"? Buy a sack of sugar a twenty gallon tin of lemon juice and a bag of Cinnamon then mix your own small packets and sell it on Ebay for $10 a pop. I even have a slogan... "When you Rim, use MoCim" I figure your outlay is about $50 and you should be able to make about a thousand packets of product with a profit of $9,950 less eBay fees which brings it to about a $100 profit. Of course its all in the packaging..

LOL No air conditioning.. no power steering.. and Tire size is Not applicable. Its a fixer-upper! Hell of a bargain at 14k for a half a million dollar tank! LOL

Bethesda has announced and re-affirmed its role on Rogue Warrior is strictly as the Publisher of the game and that the don't have anything going on with the development. However they have also on occasions let it slip that they are acting as advisers as well as providing technical assistance for the games engine and graphics as well as other areas of its development. It appears to me that although they are letting Rebellion handle things for the most part they are also concerned that their name will be associated with the project hence they are acting in a quality control type manner. Other than that they aren't saying much on how much or how little they are actively involved in the games development and have stressed their role is primarily the publisher of the title.

News update http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=24190 Rebellion it seems is re-inventing the game.. making sure the 1st and 3rd person aspect is fully implemented.. This I like!!~! Hopefully it doesn't equate to more delay in its release.

Good luck amigo and I hope you find some time to return eventually. p.s. I agree with Sgt Friday.. thereby avoiding having to agree with Chilli.

lmao LOL agreed.. only on Socom would "out of the ordinary lag" apply so well.

LOL in my prime I could have gave Chuck a run for his money.. ok ok.. nawww who am I kidding.. Chuck would have kicked my ass! :'( Was Chuck even born when you were in your "prime"? LOL J/K oh ha ha! very funny... quite amusing.. you know Nebraska isn't that far away from me Primemeathead!! J/K actually I gotta give yah props on that one.. good one bro.. LOL.

No you want to keep your dead zone setting low.. dead zone is the amount of movement it takes on the analog stick in order to move your player or gun. If its set too low your character will move on his own practically without touching the stick.. Too high and it will take a lot of movement before your character responds.. Try setting at the lowest setting which doesn't result in character movement and also you shouldn't set it above the 50% at any time. As for as look speed and acceleration.. all the way up baby!! if you can handle it? may be better to increase them a little at a time until you get used to it.. with the goal of all the way up in mind. Of course its all about what is comfortable for you... this is another reason I hate the new game not having any training mode or single play or co-op or any thing other than just online multi-play. I miss being able to go into Boot Camp in the training mode and just fine tuning settings like that or trying out different controller set ups etc.. without having to join a room to do so. In the past even if you set up a private room with a bud or two it was easy as hell to just jump into your settings and jump right back in the room.. but its a real pain in the arse now.. and it seems like most times it takes totally quitting the game and restarting before new settings actually set in! Although that may just be my imagination.. but even though it was just Boot camp that you could use at least it was there to use if you wanted to tweak things by yourself. Yeah I'd recommend using a respawn room and just say the hell with it on worrying about the other players in the room.. turn off your mic even and just jump in and out tweaking your settings.. I'm sure someone may complain but who cares? its respawn and you don't have a mic on anyway.. they will get over it. Or if you want to be more polite make a respawn room yourself and call it "settings tweaking only "old school" socomers will know exactly what the room is for.

LOL in my prime I could have gave Chuck a run for his money.. ok ok.. nawww who am I kidding.. Chuck would have kicked my ass! :'(

I’m retired Max, I blew out the left knee in the MN state championships in 2003 during a sparring match. The form I used to win the Diamond Nationals in my division in 1999, as well as a number of tournaments throughout 00, 01 and 02 is titled “The Swirling Tiger†it is a deviation of Grand Master Clifford Crandall’s “The Swirling Dragonâ€. http://amai-eaglestyle.com/SchoolBackground/ccc.html He has a Tonfa Video and corresponding book, and although the majority of the video is sort of a self portrait with him doing a lot of talking about himself… towards the end of it he demonstrates the form that earned him the title “The Tonfa Masterâ€. Find it at amazon or ebay or some other place and play it on slow play to pick up some of the techniques and by incorporating them into some of your own moves develop your own form. Crandall’s form is a bit outdated and in mine I included some kicks and a bit of aerobatics while developing it. It was a much more modern version. I never left a tournament with anything lower than a second place trophy when I used it. I wished the boy had taken over for me but he decided on the “Bo†as his choice of instruments instead. Of course he’s fourteen now but here’s his promo poster from when he was ten. These days I let him handle all my light work… LOL p.s. I know he has new tags Times.. but he was a clan rep for JyK while mostly here at UF and I felt he was speaking form his experience with that role more than others. Of course I could be wrong.. but that’s the vibe I got.

Ubeenshafted Inc. never does things half-assed.. its not official yet but rumors are David Bowie is interested in the Voice overs gig..

A couple of new ones from Rangers MaluNYMets and Banshee (co-produced)

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