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Con: My grandma could run faster than this.. do away with the armor and its improved but still it’s more like Rainbow than Socom. Hit detection.. bullet spray is all OVER THE PLACE, scopes on assault rifles never stabilize. Custom load outs and custom controller settings don’t stick. The keep defaulting make sure you load your custom controller setting for each game. Whatever you do DO NOT CLICK ON Stats or leader boards.. I’ve tried a few times and it always results in a console freeze. Do not try to make a clan… if you eventually get it to work without your console freezing its dumb anyway, everything will be reset before the release so don’t waste your time. Friends list, people in game or who is in which server.. errr excuse me I mean CHANNEL.. yea channel. Whatever. Is non existent.. OF course this is a beta but this is a final beta and I was expecting things to work better than this.. Make a game with the sluggish movement of Rainbow, the bullet spray of COD’s non hit detection and toss in Socom’s infamous Lag.. and whalla!! Socom confrontation. Pro: Graphics are amazing.. details detail really is outstanding, Maps huge map play, plenty of hiding spots, I can’t wait to see the other maps Movement jump ability is no longer pogo man, yet you can climb, crawl or hop onto things and yes you can jump but not like a pogo stick. Sound, fantastic. I really like the overhearing the enemy stuff.. cool. Microphones, for the most part they work better but Bluetooth headset continue their problematic ways. Just use the good ole USB. Lobby and Friends, I expect this to be improved dramatically and be similar to the system of old. For this it really is the beta and I fully expect this to be fixed for the full release. Conclusion.. I love the game, I hope it gets better for release, I wouldn’t mind some sort of single play even if its just one map one game.. mainly for testing settings, gun configurations and load outs. I made a few custom control settings, but every EVERY single time I went into the menu to pick one to try some ASSHOLE took the opportunity to shoot me.. errr I’m looking at the ground and not moving, you’re not that skilled asshole!! LOL.

Dammit PUddy!!

Colts vs Saints "A man's gotta have dreams, don't he?"

How much did Slant 6 pay you to post that?

Fuck that.. I don't care about Homo, and who says it won't be delayed like homo anyway. p.s. Sorry Church, not directed at you bro.. I'm just a little... well POSTAL this morning.

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! > > >

Why we gotta wait till the 1st.. its like a three day weekend and a holiday... are they saying its not ready but they will work this weekend.. or what?? Just put it out already!!! sheesh... I could be playing right now!!! for crying out loud.. I want my socom now! and I'm not going to take this any more!! LOL. yea... oh well Monday.. ok unless they come up with something to delay it.. argggg.. ... anybody else got that pacing the floor feeling... >

I'll add Awesome!! this has to be goats shortest post ever. Goodness.....did I just make the old man SPEECHLESS? :-X lol err hmmm... I got nothing.. ;D

I don't really post that often Mets, it just seems that way since my post usually take up half a page. p.s. LOL = Laughs Out Loud (caps indicate shouting or in this case out loud.) ... lol = lots of love ... (usually sent by one's mom or wife.) for a forum made up of mostly men.. its sort of gay to use lol.. LOL Goat. p.s..s Sept 21, 2006, a month after the post whore chili beans.. but that's on this ID, I had another one a bit before that.

LOL only counts if its Caps.. lol doesn't count. ;D

It's not the number of post its the size that counts.. and the quality. LOL.

I'll add Awesome!!

"Advertising looks set to play a big part here" = "We plan on spamming you to no end"

IF they had pointy sticks, rope and pig schit... and you could use it to make booby traps in SOCOM.. I"D be all over that.. I can hear it now.. . SQAWWATT... THUNK.. ARGGGG.. "fricking goat got me with a dayam pungie stick trap.. LMAO! Seriously though, Viet Nam saw many a good soldier killed by bullshit traps, mines and other devices.. it's part of war.. mines simply mean you need to be cautious and not run around like an idiot on a pogo stick not even watching where you are running.. claymore on the other hand do take planning and most of all it takes surviving to be able to pop the detonator. miss and your stuck with a plastic stick in your hand against an assault rifle.. it's a calculated gamble and its not without its risk. as for the lame ass way in COD you can spawn kill across the map.. yeah I agree plain ass stupid.. someone once said "COD is dead" or something like that.. (forgot who that was?? mad/luv ) but I don't play it anymore as well. and SOCOM aint' COD .. thank the gamer gods for that one!!

I hate these dayam Goat posters!! LOL. Calm down everyone sheesh.. Stormwatch, you will find out soon enough the difficulties in running a tourney.. believe me. Sniper is passionate about UF and his post is simply a reflection of being tired of the bullshit. Omni you're right a single person doesn't reflect an entire clans position.. but a clan is a team, when one speaks they speak for all.. regardless of if the entire clan agrees.. often that is just how it is taken. So when a member says something stupid you don't agree with it's up to the clan leaders to correct the assumption. I have high hopes Stormwatch will make CT better and help Soulja do so. I have no doubt UF doesn't fear any other tourney site, and we do care, just not in the way you think. We care about UF, and that's about all, with other tourney sites we neither are concerned nor not concerned. We just move along tending to our own business. You can take that as just simple good advice if you like. Lastly anymore talk on this, at this point is just breaking a cardinal rule here of non advertisement of other tourney sites.. for that reason just drop it and move along and don't be surprised if further post on the subject get deleted.. it's not out of fear.. it's simply a matter of not following the rules.

WTF? who doesn't know I'm in Minnesota..? U betcha! Representing! for the Twin cities.. From Goat.. "the only coon ass dumb enough to move to the frozen Tundra" when asked why I moved here I say "I came for the desert air" to which they respond "this is MN there aren't any deserts" to which I reply "I was mis-informed"

me too. ;D I have a story about claymores & mines.. (not what you are expecting, but funny none the less) We set up claymores & mines all the way around the outside of the courtyard on Crossroads.. connecting them by spreading them apart by just enough to ignite the next one... Lit one off and it was like 4th of July.! lol We all died (except one) & spectated it to get the birds eye view, it was awesome.!! LOL! that does sound awesome.. 4th of July the Socom way! ;D

Big Money,,, any weapon can kill people right off the bat in their spawn.. its more a matter of choice as to not spawn camp or spawn kill others. It goes to the old saying it's not the weapon that kills its the person that's using it.. I have no less hate for the spawn camper that spawn kills me with a pistol as I do for one who choses to do it with a grenade launcher. Besides respawn is simply for Run & Gun non ranked, tweaking the settings or too drunk to care play. In a non repawn game if the opposition can get to my spawn set up a claymore and pop it before my first spawn then he's either a team killer or a cheater.. either way I'm out of there. Quit deduction be damned. the fix isn't eliminating certain weapons.. the respawn location needs to be dynamic and spawns need to occur in areas not occupied by enemies least of all in the exact same location over and over making it easy for spawn camping to occur.

When I played,,, and yeah I did play, (over 1000 games on the old ID) my clan called me claymore man.. Here's a story for yah, one my clan never lets me forget..in a demo game. Alone against five Remaining enemies I stayed hidden outside the demo area in some tall grass, I patiently waited until the enemy tossed their smoke in the bunker, taking a chance I waited a bit more for his two team mates to follow and then I popped my clay killing all three. (which was sure luck to get all 3, I admit) With two enemies left I quickly placed a clay facing one direction and another facing the other, behind the stump I fired off a burst of gun fire taking the risk the two remaining didn't have any grenades left. With my back side protected from the other two angles I waited.. sure enough they came at me, from each direction, a grenade flew towards me and I thought I was done for, but wait its a flash and yes I'm blinded as a bat! Blinded I counted ONE, TWO, pop the clays.. Bam.. they are dead. too bad in my blinded idioitic fumbling around I did not notice I had moved out of my corner towards my own claymore.. yes I'm dead by my own hand... :'( Another one, demo Wharf seals.. me and one team mate are hold up in the cargo room.. the enemy makes a mad dash at us killing all our outside mates with just one of theirs going down. Its 7 against 2, Clays are placed at each door facing at angle back in the room. We wait for the last stand... the right door opens but no one enters.. the left door flies open and 3 each rush in through both doors,, I pop my clays, my team mate pops his... all six are dead but we both are quite down on health from the bit of fire the enemy managed to get off.. however its now 2 to 1 our favor and we are thinking Victory!.. in a move I still got to give "pito" props for two smoke grenades come in the now open door on the left.. another grenade, but not smoke.. Arggg Its a flash.. we are now both blinded and "pito" does an awesome manuever he runs in and stands directly between both of us, fires his gun, we each turn and glimpse the red cross hairs though the haze, pito hits the deck as we both fire, killing EACH OTHER!!! it took ten minutes for the lobby to stop laughing.. There were more and even a few where I survived, but those two are the most memorable and funniest of the lot. Good times..!! Good times.. I telz yah! ;D

Goat – Because the chicken was frightened to stay on the side of the road he was on, he was also terrified to cross the road and was fearful of what he might find on the other side. In the end: panicky, undecided and uncertain he started out along the path of the road cross only to stop dead center, troubled to venture further, afraid to return. There he sat bewildered as to what his next move should be, until an 18 wheeler made the choice for him.

Just call me claymore man!! Claymores are not a noob weapon.. it takes skill and planning along with team work and communication to know where to place them, how to use them and when to pop them.. Any one says anything different..! I got a claymore for you right here!! LOL.

Ahhh I should have known you'd have a Tak.. with all dem Fenders.. LOL. on the axe wall.. You got the first three right,, then it's a Gretsch 3/4 size Bass, a Gretsch "THE BEAST" (my favorite guitar) and a 69 reissue Silvertone.. (that Silvertone has a great sound for the price) the other acoustics are a Gibson Montana, and an Ovation. There's also a Fender Squire, but that one doesn't rate the wall.. LOL.. its my "hey dude can I play one of your guitars.." I say sure.. and them hand them the Squire! LMAO. I was in a punk rock band down in Austin, TX during my colledge days.. "Suspicious Activity" was the name of the band.. we might have made it big if we weren't so busy getting drunk and stoned.. LOL ahh college eh! These days I just teach my son how to play drums, and teach my daughter some keyboards and guitar. Other than that i play for my own pleasure. Don't give a shit what any one else thinks.. I'm one of those guys that can play drums, bass, keyboards and guitar... but guitar has always been my favorite. MY son is better than I am at drums these days and the daughter is getting close on the keys.. but I'm still the king of the axe! in my house. LOL.

Left to right.. Ovation, Fender Resonator, Fender Strat, Hard to see the next one.. Yamaha?, last one again hard to tell but if I had to guess I'd say a Fender 220 Dreadnought.

I knew there was a reason I liked yah!! Good stuff.. p.s. there's nothing wrong with that cheap Fender copy.. I happen to own a Fender Resonator myself.. along with another nine guitars.. but that Fender Res is rather nice for a Dobro replacement.. until I win the lottery or something. Da Goat Studio.. LOL. Da Axe Wall..

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