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I LOVE vampire girls! They can bite and suck on me all they want. They can also suck on my "main vein"....LOL! My phobia would have to be claustrophobia. Being in an enclosed, tight space.........unless it's with a vampire girl, then I'd be fine.

Here's a consolation prize for everyone. The video (remember I said picture OR video) of the midget and gimp. No one looked for a video. This was a viral video on all major video sites a couple of weeks ago: http://vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/5794

LOL!!!

Sniper will decide. Incorrect Those are all midgets. It needs to be a female (or *hint* close to female) midget and a regular sized man in a gimp (at least the head covered with the mask) suit.

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That would be no fun. I could just wait until everyone posted and then just copy thier stuff and finish the last one first. Coldn't we email them somewhere and they all be posted after a winner is announced? He's got a point... ================== Now, it's time for my favorite video of the year: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU!!!

Not if the controls are like the previous titles. MGS is a bad ass game but the controls SUCK for online play. I played MGS online for the last one and the graphics were stunning for a PS2 game (looked as good as a PS3 game) but the controls just sucked and I never got into it. It was 3rd person like Socom but no where near the same as Socom.

Nope, Ben is an "Other" and wasn't on Oceanic flight 815.

Hideo Kojima and crew are game developer GODS! The shit they do on these games is insane. I remember reading an article for MGS2: Sons of Liberty where they were talking about the amount of detail in the game. One of the things mentioned was how you could knock a glass over and spill some ice and you could literally sit there and watch the ice cubes MELT in a real time sense. If that's not freaking detail then I don't know what is! I love the MGS series and I can't wait until the new one comes out. All these other game developers need to learn from Kojima and actually put the TIME into making a good game instead of pumping out crap every 6 months. You can easily tell when a developer puts the time into a game to make it good. For example on COD4, the guys at Infinity Ward did a great job and I read where these guys were so dedicated in making this game really good that some of the team would stay after hours without pay to keep on working on the game because they wanted it to come out good and it shows as we all know and that's because I hate first-person shooters....LOL! If developers would just put in at least HALF the amount of work and dedication Kojima and his team do on these games, then we'd have a whole bunch of bad ass games instead of only a few gems here and there every few years or so.

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Oh man....don't get me started on LOST, the best damn show on TV....!!! I read that the last of the Oceanic Six was going to be revealed on the last episode so with that info we "should" know who they are and I don't think it's Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Sun and Jin, I think it's Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Sun and Aaron. There's been a big debate about whether or not Aaron would be considered an Oceanic Six since technically he was not an actual passenger because he wasn't on the manifest but he IS a human that survived.... Claire was not just a few weeks pregnant, she was about 8 months pregnant and about to pop. And we saw Aaron in the flash forward with Kate so we know he survives. Now this is all "ASSUMING" it's Claire's Aaron (which I think it is). Interesting aside: For those that say it can't be Claire's Aaron because the psychic in a season 1 told her that "He must not be raised by another" could've actually meant "He must not be raised by an Other". Since we hadn't learned about the Others yet, it may have been misconstrued as "another". The second reason I think the 6th is Aaron and not Jin is because in the last episode when Hurley and Sun visit Jin's grave, it has the date of his death marked on there as September 22, 2004 which is the date of the crash of flight Oceanic 815 (I myself didn't catch it but someone on the LOST forum caught the dates). We know Jin didn't die on the day of the crash, so the speculation is that he is still alive on the island and may have sacrificed himself to stay so that Sun and the baby could make it. The rest of the survivors are still alive on the island. In the flash forward with Jack at Kate's hearing, he says that there were only 8 survivors and that 2 died. We know that's not true. That's why Jack tells Kate they need to go back, because he feels guilty or something about leaving them because Jack always needs to "fix" things. Also, in Hurley's flash forward when he's at the police station and sees Charlie swimming behind the 1 way mirror, Charlie puts his hand up to the glass before it breaks. There's an easter egg there. There is a message written on Charlie's hand that says "They need you". But yeah, I had read about the Oceanic Six being the ones you named Tow because of them not being exposed to the electro-magnetic blast since they were not there with Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Hurley being taken by Ben and Sayid, Sun and Jin on the sail boat offshore where Jack and company were being held prisoner. I just thought of this: If you add Aaron to that list of names, it becomes 8. At Kate's trial, Jack said there were only 8 survivors but 2 died. Si if the Oceanic Six are Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Sun and Aaron, then maybe Sawyer and Jin are the ones that die.... Now just because someone was exposed to the electro-magnetic blast doesn't mean you can't leave the island. That was proven by Desmond in the pivotal and probably most important episode to date, "The Constant". The "side effects" of leaving the island having been exposed to the electro magnetism are that it cause you to "mind travel" (not time travel). Your consciousness travels to 2 different times and you get lost so your brain explodes, UNLESS you have a constant, something that will "ground" you to both time periods, something that matters or has significance both on the island and off the island. Penny was Desmond's constant and he found it. The point I'm trying to make here is that while Aaron WAS exposed to the electro-magnetic blast, he doesn't NEED a constant because he was born on the island and has no memories of anything OFF the island so he wouldn't suffer any "side effects" leaving the island. So can you tell I'm a rabid fan...? LOL! The most far out but maybe even plausible theory I've read is just so intricate and mind boggling that it'll make your head spin is the Mirror, Matter, Moon theory. Far out stuff that I can't even begin to describe... Like the Losties not even being on Earth but in space on the moon filled with water, etc.... CAUTION: Your brain may hemorrhage from reading it if you don't have a constant. http://mirrormattermoon.blogspot.com/

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That is f'n hilarious.....LOL! The way one of the guys yells like a girl at the end of the video.....LOL

How would it be done "live"?

Podcast is up! Right now......go, go go! ;D

Well, to walk a cat you'd have to put a leash on it and if it's anything like Pinky in the video, then I'd venture to say "no". http://youtube.com/watch?v=TwWYgQapkvo If your cat is like Burger, don't even think about putting a leash on him. ;D This is the cat I'd like to own: http://www.toygerbreed.com/about.htm It's a designer cat called a Toyger (Toy Tiger). Basically a mini Tiger without the wild blood. I'd put that cat armor on one of these....lol ------------- When I was small I used to have a half Siamese cat that wasn't afraid of anything. Once I came home from bike riding and this pitbull followed me home. My cat just sat there as the pitbull came up to him wanting to play. My cat swiped him and chased the crying pitbull down the street taking swipes at his ass. That was the funniest shit I've ever seen. ;D

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For everyone that said "thank god" and "about time", did you actually watch the video....? Lol........ It's a spoof written by Seth McFarlane (Family Guy) The writer's strike is NOT over (not that I know of anyway) but that video is funny. "...what about the guys behind the tables with their hands up your asses. Do they all have law degrees?" "No, dickhead, they're pupeteers" LMAO!

Where did you get that security feed of CZambrano the secretary in Tow's office!!?? Use it RNG187, Chili has bouncy boobies as his avatar. I spend 10 minutes "reading" his replies every time he posts....lol

Seems like after much bickering, both sides have come to an agreement:

Mr. Tow is not available for comment right now but you can leave your name and number with his secretary, CZambrano, and he'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.