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Yeah, the outermost layer under my leather was Under Armour

Yoooooooou're WELCOME! Merry Christmas. Usually, the spoof ads cover a clan. We figured you, Street, could cover one all on your lonesome! ;D

You need a better eye for the abstract. Stick with pop-up books. They're more literal.

I cannot.... cannot....... CANNOT...... CAN-NOT.......stop laughing at the damn spoof ad! LOL

Head onto http://www.urgentfury.com to check out Commander Fury's Christmas Special on Urgent Frequency! Merry Christmas, everyone. - TOW

LOL...I think it's a soldier's face immersed in an ink blot with an "S" masked into the ink signifying "Strick." But hey, what do I know....I only made the damn thing. Hahaha!

So I spent a CHILLY damn day out at Soldier Field yesterday HOPING that all my efforts in braving a 50mph windy day at 0-below with the wind chill factor would not be fought for nothing with a Bears loss.....and they WEREN'T! Bears TEEEE-ROUNCED! the Packers 34-7....and the day (as well as all the friendly back-n-forth heckling with all the Bears/Packers fans) could not have gone better. And yes, I am still suffering from a little bit of wind sheer on my face, which was the only thing exposed for talking. All in all, I wore: 2 pairs sox 1 pair shoes 1 pair underwear, 1 pair thermal long underwear, 1 pair denim jeans 1 short sleeved thermal tee, 1 long sleeved thermal shirt, 1 Hester Bears jersey, 1 technical fleece and 1 leather jacket 1 pair ear-muffs, 1 wrap-around head gator, 1 bears cap, 1 pair sunglasses 1 pair foot heat pads, 1 pair hand heat pads and 1 pair of hand head pads stuffed in each of my back pockets. Aaaaaaand my camera! (Guys, it was so cold that everyone's BEER was freezing at the top, and the guy behind me bought a personal pepperoni pizza (HOT) and by the time he got to the third small slice, the third slice had FROZEN over! It was LITERALLY a pizza slice that you would pull frozen from your freezer! But.....the Bears winning, and in the fashion that they did (2 defensive touchdowns, 2 foiled Packer punts and Farve complaining that his tushy was just too damned cold to be effective) made this HELLISH damn day more and more BEARable! Here's some pics for you: Bears charging for the end zone in the first quarter: Orton, our QB of the future (HAHA) directing traffic: The "FOUR KINGS" of Burger King evidently love the Bears! This is a wide shot of a full stadium full of Chicago soldiers in this hellish weather: MISTER Hester, waiting for the next brave soul to kick to him: When the SNOW started turning into a blizzard (this is when Farve started crying, by the way: A STREAKER getting tackled out in the middle of the field: Said "streaker" being dragged off by the strong arm of the Soldier Field security team (and then having his BALLS ripped off): A pic of my buddy I went with, none other than former APC-Clan-Founder "Overburn": "Final" score on the scoreboard at the 2-min warning: Aaaand a late 4th quarter skirmish when the Packers FINALLY realized that they were supposed to be playing football and not waiting for snowflakes to fall on their tongues: The Packers will have the last laugh as they go on to the Playoffs, and with them, I send my wishes in representing the division the Bears play in.....I do hope they go the distance, believe it or not. BUT, we had fun reminding the Pack and the droves of Packer-backers that here in Chicago, 1: The Pack needed this win for home field advantage, so we know how to ruin a motherfuckin' party..... And 2: The Pack may be 10-3, a great record, but TWO of those three defeats belong to the BEARS. They may be able to beat others....but they still gotta figure out what it is we feed our big bad Bears here in CHICAGO! LOL All in all, GREAT game to be witness to! - TOW

And I STILL braved the stands to watch the Bears TROUNCE the Packers, ruining their bid for any home field playoff advantages. We may not be making it to the playoffs....but we sure do know how to wreck a party for all those Packer-backers in the stadium thinking they were gonna actually see Brett DO something! WOO HOO! Now I need to go chisel off the dead flesh from the top layer of my outer skin.....! That was my exciting day, anyway.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sniper and myself are the UF Creators. 6ravity, not Goat, is our Staff leader. Staff members include Viper, Goat, RedOctober, Rooster, Neo-X, UncleSid and Sequoyah. Roles are doled out in an as-needed basis. We have already pre-chosen our TWO admins for Black and the upcoming Crucible and will be announced soon (if I haven't already....LOL)

1: You will not want to be "on the outside looking in," even though you are a UF veteran. We'll be sticking by our guns hardcore on this one when we said NO ONE will be playing in a CoD4 tacmap UF tourney BEFORE they play successfully in a Crucible tourney. NO ONE. Not even, hypothetically, APC. The UF Crucible -IS- the gateway into a tacmap tourney. 2: As for the workload of a 32-clan evaluation Crucible tourney......we have already assigned TWO UF Staff members for Crucible duty. We will be JUST fine.

Hey everyone..... Here's the deal. As usual with Black, we were going to start out the UF Crucible for UF's first CoD4 tourney with a max of 16 clans for this evaluation tourney. Counting today, we can see that we have 26 total clans signed up. It's WELL above what we need....but at such a high number, it ALSO means that we're going to have quite a few disappointed clans who wouldn't otherwise get an invite. Being as this is the first CoD4-tourney here in UF, it'd be NICE to include as many as possible into the first tourney. There are some veterans here we would like to continue to entertain, and there are some newcomers to our Community here who we'd like to get integrated into our UF family...and we can't do that if we're excluding them from the first go-ahead. SO...here's the deal, and we will leave this up to YOU GUYS. 1: We keep the number of apps at where they're at now, and 10+ clans are going to be EXCLUDED from the upcoming invitation night for the Crucible come January 9th.....and yes, that means it could be YOUR clan that's excluded. 2: OR, we put out those feelers in the CoD4 game and community. Perhaps instead of smack-talking (or defending yourself from it, as I'm finding is the case) while in lobbies for CoD4, you could let the good-natured players know about this tourney. We get just SIX more clans here, guys, and UF will then run a double-bracket Crucible tourney.....to satisfy everyone. So, we're leaving that in your hands, boys and girls. Get the word out. The UF Staff has already done an AMAZING job at putting the UF word out to other forums and communities out there...but they can only do so much while in-game. YOU, on the other hand, can do immeasurable good by putting the word out there while in-game to some good clans who would make for some interesting competition in The UF Crucible. That's all. We'll see how it turns out. - TOW

The sigs are pouring in now....and that's a good thing! Got some pretty sharp lookin' ones on there. We haven't seen any THEMES yet.....which sucks. I would think those take a little more time and effort into it all, but damn.....haven't seen a one. Unless someone out there has one ready and is going to swoop in and submit it RIGHT at the deadline, ensuring a victory...? LOL

Shown only before IMAX showings of I Am Legend. Someone took a camcorder video of this, so the quality isn't perfect, but it's ENOUGH. Pretty cool sequence. ALL JOKER. http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/batman/the-6+minute-dark-knight-bank-heist-trailer-334675.php

http://www.theorphanagemovie.com/ Another Guillermo Del Toro offering....saw this when I checked out Hellboy II's trailer. Looks like it could be a good creepfest.

I really enjoyed the first one. We'll see if this one can deliver as well.

I have a very nice $100 Blutooth ear piece that I use with my cell phone driving all the time, and I have hooked it up to my PS3 once just for the sake of hooking it up......but I continue to use my wired Logitech headset. I don't abuse it, so I never have to replace it because of wear n tear. I basically will use my Blutooth headset in a DIRE emergency, like if my Logitech DOES happen to crap out on me during a night of play, I'll then get by with my Blutooth......but only until I head out the next day and buy another wired.

BUTTERING. Everyone drops their cat to watch it land on its paws. Hell, I did that last night.

Hey everyone.... There are approximately only FOUR days remaining to submit your design for a Socom/UF/CoD4 custom sig and only about a WEEK left for the PS3/UF-Theme contest. BOTH contests are running VERY cool and unique UF-shtuff, and thus far, it looks like PuddyTat from SxB is the runaway favorite in the sig contest as he is the only submission thus far! We know that talent it out there! And if you weren't sure if it was worth it or not, go back to the top of the public section threads and look at those awards ONE MORE TIME. The days are countin' down!

It would land you in jail for animal cruelty.

It's cute......... :-\

Congratulations, buddy.

Is that German for "Touch me"? LOL Perhaps "touche!" is Latin for "Touch he" which, essentially, translates to "touch HIM" which, of course, is essentially GAY. ;D

Well, there goes that cool-ass peace logo you guys were sporting. LOL I loved that thing!

Not baaaaaaad. Hope it does something. If anyone here has any findings on "fixes," let us know.

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