Man that Blue is hard to read..
Try it in Yellow. ;D
If you spend more time each week looking for cheap gas than you do checking the air pressure and other fluids in your car you maybe a yuppie.
If you bought a Harley, have owned it for a year and have less than a thousand miles on it- You may be a yuppie.
If you are a vegetarian wearing leather dress shoes, carry a leather purse or wallet- You may be a yuppie.
If you buy a cup of coffee for over 3 dollars and bitch about gas prices while drinking it- You may be a yuppie.
If while ordering your coffee it sounds like this "can I get a half caf, non fat, soy, double, latte ,with no foam, extra hot"- You maybe be a yuppie
If you own a sports car (stang, vet, porsche) but have never gone over the speed limit and dont know how to drive it- You maybe a yuppie
If you own a hummer or a jeep, never get it dirty or take it off road and/ or have "bling on it"- You maybe be a yuppie
If you live in a suburb with an HOA- you may be a yuppie