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  1. I say we ALL bid on em ;D
  2. I would like to see the rule about porno removed....
  3. John

    What would you do?

    I think with out the remote, stations would have a better chance at capturing an audience. That and we would have some pretty ugly TVs or annoying menus because buttons are ugly!
  4. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me....... DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE: I invented the chicken! COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
  5. Things I learned living in Texas 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas . 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas . 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. 7. 'Jaw-P?' means, 'Did y'all go to the bathroom? 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. 'Fixinto' is one word. 10. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. 11. Backwards and forwards means, 'I know everything about you.' 12. The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning, 'Did you eat?' 13. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM. 14. 'No. Jew?' is a common response to the question, 'Did you bring any beer?' 15. You measure distance in minutes. 16. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day. 17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. 18. You know what a 'DAWG' is. 19. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your OWN car. 20. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and Ketchup. 21. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football. 22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 23. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit 'a bit warm.' 24. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas. 25. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' Wal-Martin' or 'off to Wally World.' 26. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather. 27. Fried catfish is the other white meat. 28. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.
  6. yeah, I decided to play yesterday for some odd reason after not touching the game in nearly 5 months.. It was the worst 3 mins Ive had gaming in a long time.
  7. By far, the best recorder for Matches or practice! http://www.gefen.com/gefentv/gtvproduct.jsp?prod_id=5269
  8. I like it- kind of reminds me of the horde for sega saturn.... except you finally get to be the horde and not the gay kirk cameron!
  9. John

    Guitar Hero

    I know about this seller. most of the time they sell refurbs. pretty risky.
  10. John

    update 2.35

    please say a hosting fix for COD4!
  11. Yeah, im pretty sure its 3500 miles, but I think if the car was a 'program car,' its 5000. Its all tax related.
  12. I had a similar problem back when buying a bike. I put a refundable 1000 down at honda then got a better price at a yamaha dealer. When i returned to the honda dealer for a refund, they flat out refused. Because i used Visa, and Visa was satisfied that I never received goods for credit used, they refunded me 100% and charge-backed the honda dealer. You got to remember that the economy is killing the car dealers too, and that they are dangerously hungry. Use that to your advantage
  13. http://www.komotv.com/home/video/18315669.html?video=pop&t=a
  14. DSy is always around each night
  15. When DSy was KO and playing socom, we did the whole militant "you are going to be here and look this way...." Blah blah. All it did was stress our players out, take the fun away from playing and piss off team leaders. What did we get out of it? An unbeatable camping defense on Antenora breach in UF3..... big deal. We never got to play up on other maps and it all lost its luster. Now after DSy emerged from under KO's militant leader structure, we have a happier group of guys. Our current style of game play consists of praying we have 8, going over the map like 20 mins before gametime and cutting our guys loose on the battlefield. For us it all comes down to knowing your guys and communication.
  16. Yeah, SxB- great team. hit us up on our site any time you want to shoot the shit and scrim
  17. It can be done if you know your PS3's mac address
  18. The following companies just filed for Bankruptcy: > Hollywood Video > Levitz > Sharper Image > Performance Team Freight > Linens n Things > Circuit City > Bed, Bath and Beyond > If you have gift cards from the above list use them ASAP, they will not be valid for much longer. > PASS THE WORD.
  19. Fantastic reading! I highly recommend it to understand some of your most basic and powerful instincts. Deep Survival by Laurence Gonzales
  20. Thanks for the back up, Oct ;D also, it might be nice to come off as official. Like say you live and operate in Green County. "Green County Powerwashing" or "Central Green Powerwashing" sounds official, and established. Central will put you in a better yellowpages position though. I also choose to use the word "Power" because it gives the impression of positive action, where as "pressure" comes off negative in the back of someones' mind
  21. ABC Powerwashing Casa Powerwashing Extreme Clean Jiffy Powerwashing Sparklean The Water Boys Xstream Powerwashing
  22. Action Powerwashing will get you at the top of the phone book Aardvark or AAA work too
  23. Yeah....THAT part is a little upsetting. I mean, not even an even TEN?! But hey, hopefully they WILL deliver on the downloadable content that will add to it all. HOPEFULLY. Yeah perhaps, but we are going to have to pay for that, too. I think I understood that he was saying a little content each month but bigger DLs every few months. So we are looking at a pretty large investment over not so large gaps in time. Honestly, I think someone smelled a cashcow and is going to take advantage of our 'need' to have the content.

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