(U$)Shadowboxin7 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 So Im watching Demolition Man and I forgot how hilarious it is when Sandra Bullocks character keeps messing up the "20th century" catch phrases. For instance when she is wanting to say "He met his match, You kicked his ass" but she says "He matched your meet, You licked his ass" LOL. But nothing beats this truly amazing line.... Sylvester Stallone: "Well you could arrest me or you can come down there with me" Sandra Bullock: "Ok Im in, LETS GO BLOW THIS GUY" HAHAAHAHAHAHA Im fuckin losing my mind over here, cant stop laughing!!!! Quote
RNG187 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 you tryna tell me jesus christ cant hit a curveball? Quote
Chili327 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Yea i cant help but watch it whenever its on.. its actually genius. lol Quote
HogWild_101st Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 "You feel lucky? Punk!" How's that for a manhood snatch? Quote
[LA]MAXIMUS666 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 "This town needs an enema!" ^ one of my favs Quote
Klutch Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. - Pulp Fiction, Jules The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything. - Fight Club, Tyler Durden Quote
ChuckMoney Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Someone posted this already, but it's so freaking funny!! "When the fuck did we get ice cream!!" "I seriously thought he was going to rape me at one point he said "lets get it on!!"" Quote
BA-ZERK Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 "What aint no Mutha Fuckin country I ever heard of" "Say what one Mutha Fuckin more time" Quote
[MoE] xcswoop20 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 "when the **** did we get ice cream"....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "you stole my CD in clear daylight and you scratched it" Quote
COWonCRACK Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 xcswoop20 ]"when the **** did we get ice cream"....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "you stole my CD in clear daylight and you scratched it" oh my god that movie was so retarted, but yes it had the funniest lines i can ever remember. also team america "oh shit, i missed" (as he blows up the pyramids like its no big deal.) Quote
MIwanski Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 "She broke my heart. So I broke her jaw." - Tweeter (Varsity Blues) Quote
xViCaRiouSx Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 Harry- " UHH Lloyd where did you get those chips i thought i made it clear about any expenditures, we are very tight on money right now" Lloyd-" its ok i was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left." Harry-" How did you get 25 extra dollars " Lloyd-" I sold some stuff to billy in 4c." Harry-"THE BLIND KID!!! what did you sell Lloyd!?" Lloyd-" stuff.....few baseball cards,sack of marbles .....(Coughing) Peety.." Harry-" PEETY!!! YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID!!LLOYD PEETY DIDNT EVEN HAVE A HEAD!!" Lloyd-" Harry... i took care of it" Quote
xViCaRiouSx Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 Harry-" you remember my parakeet Peety??" Lloyd-" yea why" Harry-" He died" Lloyd-" He died? How??" Harry-" His head fell off!!" Lloyd-" HIS HEAD FELL OFF??" Harry-" yeah he was pretty old" Quote
[LA]MAXIMUS666 Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 "Mock" "yeah" "ing" "yeah" "Mocking bird dont sing" Quote
Carnage7187 Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 "...And then you TOTALLY redeem yourself!!!" Quote
xViCaRiouSx Posted February 15, 2009 Report Posted February 15, 2009 PULL OVER!! No its a cardigan but thanks for asking! KILLER BOOTS MAN!!! Quote
[EL] Rorbotron Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 I picked up Demolition man on DVD roughly a year and a half ago maybe longer and it's coupled with OVER THE TOP!!!!!!! Two classic Stallone flicks. Quote
SHANE23 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 "What in the Wide Wide World of sports is going on here!? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" Quote
RNG187 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 its the fucking catalina wine mixer Quote
BigMoneyNacku Posted February 16, 2009 Report Staff Posted February 16, 2009 SHANE23 ]"What in the Wide Wide World of sports is going on here!? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" LMAO!!! I am watching that right now! Oh, that uppity ni**er went and hit me in the head with a shovel. :D Quote
SHANE23 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 BigMoneyNacku ] SHANE23 ]"What in the Wide Wide World of sports is going on here!? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" LMAO!!! I am watching that right now! Oh, that uppity ni**er went and hit me in the head with a shovel. :D So am I but I am watching the DVD so I don't have all the shit cut out! Quote
Flatline1 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 You ain't got a "four" head you gotta five head, I bet when you have dreams you dont have dreams, you have movies Yo shit is way back here. If you was in the army you'd have to salute like this YEEESS SIR (as he salutes from the back of his heas) If I was him I wouldnt have done you like that I'da burried you up to yo neck, stick a water-hose in yo mouth, and duck tape that sh!t all up...... Turn it on full blast AND BLOW YO MUTHERFU**IN STOMACH UP Mike Epps / All about the Benjamins Quote
-SouthwoodS- Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 "This is madness..." "This is SPARTA!!!!" "Spartans!! What is your profession?" "HAoooo!!" Quote
[DC] thine-reaper Posted February 16, 2009 Report Posted February 16, 2009 SouthwoodS ]"This is madness..." "This is SPARTA!!!!" "Spartans!! What is your profession?" "HAoooo!!" definitely my favorite right there... Quote
BigMoneyNacku Posted February 16, 2009 Report Staff Posted February 16, 2009 SHANE23 ] BigMoneyNacku ] SHANE23 ]"What in the Wide Wide World of sports is going on here!? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" LMAO!!! I am watching that right now! Oh, that uppity ni**er went and hit me in the head with a shovel. :D So am I but I am watching the DVD so I don't have all the shit cut out! LOL, so were we. We saw it on amc and wanted to watch it, so we put in the dvd. ;D Quote
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