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George Carlin has died


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Holy Shit.. What a tragedy.!! :o :-\ :'(

 

 

The 7 words are (with examples):

 

Shit - The bird shit on the statue.

Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.

Fuck - Fuck you.

Cunt - She has a gorgeous cunt.

Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.

Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.

Tits - Hey, nice tits.

 

 

Later, Carlin referred to three additional "auxiliary" words:

 

Fart - I farted.

Turd - Who dropped a turd in the urinal?

Twat - Shave that hairy twat.

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OMG this is so shocking!! I can't believe it. I love my comedy and it's not the same w/o George. My favorite skit of his was the difference between football and baseball.

 

"In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

 

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! 'I hope I'll be safe at home!'"

 

Ahhh classic...

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The guy was 71, I don't find this all that shocking....i heard that football vs baseball skit this morning on the Dan Patrick show, he did the entire thing though......great stuff!

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