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I guess everyne here does not go by the old saying bros before hoes

i bet abigale is really a guy ...

the older one is more mature and more lilkly to keep secrets. the younger one may eventually spill the beans to your friend if you piss her off. plus you can save the younger one for the future. in five or six years you may have a hot booty call still there on the side.

uf really likes the ruins and breach maps.

i CAN not believe that there have been 51 maps in socom

i could not have described myself any better myself

I think TOW wants his time back. It can not be underestimated how much time spent on this site creating tournaments and everything else that is involved. This is in addition to running a top tier clan and having a personal life.

here is the final version of “the ten players you meet in a clan war.†i do not think it was as funny as the original “ten players you meet on socom.†however, i think that all players here can identify with these ten characters. in fact, i think there is a little of each character in myself when i play in a war. http://www.socrack.net feel free to share anywhere on the internet. 10 - dazed and confused: this guy always seems to be the last one left when you play a match. you plant the bomb and tell the guy (there are only two of you alive) “i am planting the bomb, come and help me.†of course the second after you plant the bomb some SOB appears out of the shadows and kills you with a silence F90. you arrive in the dead room and yell “f**k†at the top of your lungs. then you see the other guy in your team in heavy armor half way across the map and you instantly realize that there is no way that he will get to the bomb if he had two minutes. alas the war is lost … 9 – the talker: this azzhole talks on the mic while in the war lobby. as a result of the mic being hogged, no one can talk about the logistics of the match. no one can communicate about getting the rest of your team in the room or the rules of the war because this guy likes to hear himself talk. this guy is usually a cross between radio raheem and gangbang mcsocom from the original “10 players you meet on socom.†the only thing he likes to hear is his own voice. this azzhole could be in your clan or the opposing clan. if he is in your clan, it may be time to consider a new clan. as a result of his hogging of the mic the war will usually start 45 minutes late. 8 – the stud: this guy is kinda like the kobe bryant or lebron james of socom. he possesses by far more talent than the almost anyone who plays socom online. however, he needs his kills like how kobe needs his 30 points. you may end up losing the war but you can be sure this guy will have double digit kills for the war. you can also be sure that he will **bleep** to every person who had fewer kills than deaths after the war. no one will say anything to piss this guy off because everyone is afraid he will leave the clan if you get him upset. you know if he leaves the clan that your clan will be three times as bad as it is now. 7- the know it all: this guy knows how to handle every situation. it seems that every time you die you got this guy in your ear telling you how you messed up and what you should have done. he has the perfect solution to every thing you did in the war. of course this guy follows the oldest adage in socom … everyone is a critic in the dead room. the thing about this guy is that he usually gets one or two kills in a war and usually has eight or nine deaths. despite his bad play he will still criticize your every move because he “knows it all†6- hit and run: this is the kinda guy who you meet in a public room, he seems cool and gets an invite to the clan. you end up playing a pick up war that night and win. he played a great game and everyone loves the new addition to the clan. he is never heard from again. he vanishes. he is never on his name and about three weeks later he is removed from your clan by your clan leader. he more than likely has ten names he plays with on socom. 5- ol’ yeller: this guy is really loud. so loud in fact you think you will lose an eardrum. every single time after this guys dies in the match he is screaming into the mic telling everyone how him getting killed was BS. you are bound to get the standard “i shot him in the back so many times and he turns around and gets one lucky headshot.†this guy will never accept that the person who just killed them played the better round.. no matter how many times ol’ yeller is killed there will always a scapegoat. the favorites scapegoats are: - slant 6 - lag - the sony servers - skype - the f’ing FAMAS - and the infamous “jammed gunâ€any of the above reasons will make ol’ yeller begin screaming …ol’ yeller is a really big turn off to everyone on the team and a real drag in a clan war. 4- the commander in chief: this guy has the best ideas on how to win the war. the only problem is that he not the leader and is not in charge. in addition, he usually doesn’t get many kills. even though he does not get kills he still knows the best strategies. the problem with this guy is that he usually appears in multiple in the same war. so instead of people listening to their real leader there is always a constant conversation among three or four of these “commanders in chief†telling each other their grand strategy. so instead of hearing the actually battle plan from the real leader, you hear a bunch of random ideas that do not make any sense. 3- serious sam: this guy is so serious. he wants to win so bad. the frustration causes controllers to be thrown into the wall or onto the ground. profanities are heard on the mic. he feels physical pain once the war lost. socom is not fun and is not a video game once sam gets into a war. the controller manufactures love this player. 2- mr. s**t talker: this guy loves to run his mouth at the opposition. he is really great to listen because some great things can come out of his mouth. his vocal antics are usually accompanied by hogging the mic in the game lobby. the **bleep** talking almost always covers a wide variety of social issues … racism, age, gender, financial status, region, and sexuality are the most common topics. NO MATTER how good you play against this guy and NO MATTER how much your clan kicks his clans ass, he will never admit you are better. he will maintain how much you suck and how much your clan sucks. 1- the pessimist: this a that shows up every now and then. sometime during the war you are playing your team goes down by one round and to “the pessimist†it means the wheels have fallen off the bus. you can hear on the mic “we have lost the war … we WILL lose … you guys make me sick … this is ridiculous.†he freaks out because you are down a round or two and ends up taking the whole team down the path of negativity. eventually everyone gets this attitude and the next thing you know your in the lobby and you got your ass kicked, all because this guy does not know how to handle a loss.

this woman is so annoying. don't tell me you watch her show on bravo ...

I can't remember anything of substance being discussed at E3 for the PSP or I just wasn't looking for info on it. i think slant 6 is making a PSP game.

very sad it will not be the same. thank you for all the hard work over the years.

Would you throw any out of bed?

Your shower looked like you sucked off papa smurf i bet. yeah blue chunks everywhere ... it was really f'd up. that's exactly what it looked like.

higher quality liquor usually leads to less of a hangover. halo had a good idea. Gold Shlager is a great drink. i drank blue curaco on my 21st ( i know WTF right). i got so drunk i thought that i would never drink again. i broke my couch and threw up many times in the shower.

i am going to download it, it sounds good

this has got to be the best thread in UF history. i have been reviewing some drinks here: http://socrack.net/index2/?tag=alcohol IMHO you should either start out with captain morgan and coke. captain morgan is a nice rum that is not that strong. or go all out and drink martinis. get a real martini with GIN. vodka martinis are not real.

yeah this game was awesome

battlefield looks really good. i played the demo and it was great to play. the helicopter was really hard to fly. if they really make the focus on multi player it could be a lot of fun.

yeah you all had a strong run. see you next time around.

yeah its gonna be a battle for the ages ... good luck and have fun

I am not a fan of clan mergers. IMO anything over the 30 member range is a little much. Everyone should know everyone, after about 30 I would say clicks start forming.

yeah the socom.com forums were full of people saying that socom would be dead when KZ2 came out. i know there were some here that thought it would become the premier online shooter. looking back it is not what some thought it would be. no doubt it is a solid game but does not have the staying power of socom. COD MW was a game that was a bridge. it was a bridge to the PS3 when there was no socom to play on the PS3. COD is a lot of fun, but it is no socom. BTW socoms peak player count per night is around 12k-15k. http://eclipsed4utoo.com/socom/

i am not a parent. here is what i would do. cancel his phone number. give him the phone if you feel generous and make him get his own service.

yeah it is awesome you are back.