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What the hell is a brute? OK so I made a brute and I just destroyed koontz-x in like 10 seconds.. it said I won but now I'm his pupil or something?? WTF? PUPIL my ass! http://goat-gto.mybrute.com but I kick Koontz-x ass and then win four fights and I'm Kz-x's Byotch?? fuck that! >

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PUddy!! Pudddy Puddy!! I bet Puddytat is widdle cmdr. Fury! I tawt I taw a Fury cat!

That's only worth a penny.. here's your change.

Man that video LAGS a lot!! hee hee he..

They both have some good and some bad points to consider.. In complete opposite of PS3 the 360’s first made were junk their RROD (red ring of death) rate was high. I had one and when it got the ring I sent it to Micro and they completely replaced the unit. I haven’t had a problem since.. I gave that one to the boy. I bought a later model and it’s been perfect ever since I bought it. The PS3 on the other hand.. if you got one of the 60gb backwards compatible first runs then you got a good unit.. the next versions were hunks of junk and had a lot of Yellow Lights of death or YLOD. So far the 360 they got better, the ps3 got worst.. Goat figure?? With the XMB vs the 360 Live I disagree.. while the XMB interface is visually nice, the box’s friend’s online ability, better microphone capability and functionality and the ability to invite a friend to ANY game you are in and they have as well as the ability to squad communicate again for any game is hands down better then the Ps3. Graphics go to the PS3 though and the bluray player has proved nice to have in the long run. But sound and interface go to the box. DLC Downloadable content!! THIS IS A BIG ONE FOR THE BOX! and it goes to the box almost every game made for both consoles has much more new content for download on the X-box version than the Ps3.. , Movie and television rentals go to the PS3, They seem to have a wider selection but unlike the box their “BUY IT first weeks before we put it up for rent†thing sucks. For the box there is no buy a movie its only rentals. Ps3 beats the box for down loadable full games but demos go to the box in terms of numbers. So like I said they both have some good points and some bad.. I like having both.. when they both work.. I use the Wii for an ash tray holder… I heard Chuck Norris can play the Wii without an controller. LOL.

Are you saying that pigs flew? ;D good wit there Junk..

"the patch is in QA now. Because of its size and all of the new features it includes, extensive testing is planned." maybe they should have had that attitude before they released the game? p.s. I agree with sid, bitching about it.. isn't to try to change anyone's mind.. its for my own peace of mind... it helps.. but only a little bit. p.s.s. I don't just bitch about it.. I don't play it either. I still have it though.. can't sell it (game stop won't even make an offer on it) so I may as well keep it and hope it gets fixed one day.

yeah I read about that today .. only decent looking TPS on the horizon and its scraped for lack of balls to release it.. they should contact Ubeenshafted Inc. I heard those guys got the balls to release anything..

Thanks brothers,... p.s. loved the gto burn outs...

Hmm more proof this has something to do with the hand shake between your user name and the servers.. i.e. the cache, your authentication data and your ID"s Sony server saved data? Little wonder why for some.. once they get their ID linked to the PSN web site and can see their friends list there it suddenly works in Socom??

It’s my birthday.. it’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want to. LOL I ‘m older.. at least by a year.. but I don’t feel that old. I feel good.. I got my health my family my faith so its all good for da goat. The economy sucks but eh! Its just money.. it comes.. it goes.. It’s a beautiful day here in the frozen tundra the sun is out the grass is green.. ahh.. I usually get a bit depressed on my B’day but today. I feel good.. like you know I should.. I feel good… so good. *does a lil James Brown shuffle.. whooaaa look out! Jump back! Kiss myself! Whoaaa..

Shunuff! happy belated B'Day you damn Bull headed Bull Shitting Taurus! if your B'day was yesterday I guess that means my B'day is today.. and I'm probably just as Bull-headed as you are.. LOL.

Here ya go .. Goat’s simplified Clan recruit questionnaire.. Name PSN/Xbox ID Games of interest Why should we let you in our clan How old are you.. Forget that.. How old do you act? Do you cheat?… Please select one.. Yes Sometimes Never Note* its only the last question that counts two wrong answers one right… answer right and you’re in the clan. At least until we play with you online a bit and then we will decide There ya go feel free to copy it, use it, burn it, piss on it.. whatever you want I don’t care.

Well my two points were, when I signed up I stressed the importance that my bill be relatively the same each month and that I wouldn't get any *SURPRISE bills.. I also stressed that anything I couldn't control.. i.e. I can't control how many times someone else text messages my kid that sprint would protect me. Lastly I'm smarter than the average bear.. when I started getting a bit piss'd I handed the phone to my wife..(ex-customer service rep herself.. in other words she "talks the talk") she took it from there and worked it all out.. I'm more of the "cancel it who gives a crap.. oh you want money? get in line!" kind of guy. LOL. thank god my wife has the sweetest phone voice you've ever heard.. hey wait a sec!... I just got an idea!! Phone sex! yeah that's the ticket!! better yet - Phone textsex.. whoooeee I can see the money just rolling in!!

Thanks for all the suggestions and the “I feel your pain†comments… I guess I owe you guys the final summary on how my Sprint Cus. Serv. Call went… For Lucifer thanks but, most cell phone companies require a credit card on file or at the least a bank account and land line phone number. i.e. a 15 year old can’t sign up for a cell plan. There are however those pay as you go cell companies.. Nacku, yeah like I said I’m behind on the current fad.. the boy was just doing what every other teenager these days is doing.. Made me laugh to read Rockman’s comment about the kids text’n each other in his car when they were literally right next to one another.. that sums up just how ridiculous it is. For Hipchick and others on the whip out the belt on his butt.. LOL yeah I say that... but of course we all know I would never do that.. I haven’t used that kind of punishment since he was six years old when he knocked his little sister silly over some damn pok-e-man card.. even then I barely whipped him making sure the sound was worst than the belt.. and hell it hurt me more than it hurt him since it brought back bad memories of my old man when I was a kid.. (what’s with that anyway back in my day the old man would have kicked my ass for something like this and not thought twice about doing it.. hell the neighbors would have volunteered to hold me down.. these days if you dare whip you kid you’re a bad parent?) Anyway back on point.. For aZy, if you work for sprint than kudos to you bro, I called and the first person was offering some sort of $50 credit, I refused to accept that meager offering.. I got her supervisor and then got her supervisors supervisor.. LOL.. you were right it took over an hour but in the end.. I now have unlimited text messaging (ten bucks more a month) but they credited $250 to the bill which reduced the extra charge by about ¾, not bad and a fair compromise . They are also going to send me a new phone since I bitched about my battery life on my current one (just for the hell of it since I was in a bitching mood LMAO!) it wasn’t until I told them “just cancel everything I’ll pay the $275 cancellation fee (cheaper then the bill) you’re Fired†that I got some results. LOL. When they figured out I was willing to cancel them over it they must have figured I had a point?? Also aZy you were right again, they were much more willing to work out a deal once I agreed to add unlimited text to my plan. So ok lesson learned.. a bonus was a link to their online site with a account password which allows me to track usage instantly and know exactly how much each phone is using… The boy gets his phone back now with unlimited text, I’m not telling him about the reduction.. at least for a bit.. make him sweat it out.. he will still be working off the extra (now reduced) charge and I’ll wait till he earns enough to pay it before letting him off the hook for the rest. A big thanks to the UF community.. it was great to get opinions from fellow parents as well as some views from the younger members who explained text’n is the fad of the day for them. I’m usually the one offering advice in these long goat post, I feel like the community just paid me back a little by offering theirs. Mad/luv from Goat. Peace yo,

I guess I'm just an old fart and behind in times on this text stuff.. gee I thought a phone was for calling people or getting calls.. but I guess its now a email device, internet device, weather reporter, sports updater, calender, planner, calculator, stop watch, gameboy, message center and chat text device. JUST give me a DAMN phone!! I don't need your other crap!! LOL. Its like all these other companies, ,the phone company wants to be my internet provider and my cable tv provider and a list of other things.. the cable company wants to be my phone provider and IP, my IP wants to be my TV and phone provider!!! They all want you to sign contracts you have to pay to get out of.. they all hide a bunch of extras in the fine print and they all have a ton of ways to sneak EXTRA charges into your bill with NO security for you whatsoever. I believe the phone company sells private number list to telemarketers!! How is it you pay for a private number, you pay for blocking, you sign up to the National do not call list and then you get a phone call at 11:30pm from an unlisted number that wants you to take a survey? I'm going to open my window and shout!! "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!!! "

LOL thanks guys and gal.. at least you all made me laugh a bit.. a) my kid is 15 he got a 1480 on his SAT a month ago.. he is in accelerated learning and is a grade ahead in school. YOU would think he would be smarter than this? He is in sports, Track, football, baseball and Martial arts ( he got his 2nd deg. Black belt last summer) you would think he wouldn’t have time to text this much? c) How the hell do you even text that many times.. he can’t use a cell at school he sleeps like ten hours a night.. that only leaves four or five hours a day at this many that’s a text every five minutes of every available hour of every day!!! How the hell?? I do plan on calling sprint.. when I signed up with them I stressed the point that I wanted a plan that assured me of a consistent bill I.e. the same every month with no surprises.. they guaranteed me this.. first month I had two $19.99 charges on my bill for some sort of internet services which I didn’t sign up for.. I called them and they said anybody can sign me up for services by using my cell number?? What!! So without my consent and without my knowledge someone can just start charging me for a service I don’t want and don’t even know I have? Their answer was yes? I had them disable ALL internet and told them their security is pathetic! NOW this.. after I told them that I wanted to be assured that anything I can’t control. (i.e. I can’t control how many times someone else text’s one of my lines) sprint would protect me.. well obviously they missed the point or else they don’t give a shit! My anger has turned from my son to Sprint and yes I will be calling them. Regardless of the outcome I plan on making this a lesson he won’t forget. And if it was pot in his room instead of this at the least I could sell the pot or use it myself and get some value out of it!!

I going to choke my son!! Last month when I saw he had over 300 text messages in only the first couple of weeks of a new cellular plan.. I called sprint and had it up’d to 1000 text messages per line.. A thousand text messages!!! I just got my bill.. Dad 3 text messages.. wife 11 text messages.. Daughter 24 text messages SON.. 2686 text messages!!! At a price of .20 for each over 1000 I just got a $324 additional charge! I’m going to fricking kill him!! How the hell do you even manage to text two thousand six hundred and eighty times in one month!!! WTF!! Arrrggggg!!! Ok I’m not going to kill him.. of course.. but steam actually came out of my ears!! I kid you not!! I’m going to sledge hammer his phone (not kidding!!) Anybody need their grass cut? Their car washed.. I will ship him to you and you are free to use him as a SLAVE for a mere $2/ hour until he earns $324!!!! ^&%*&^#$@#@!# Son of a #(*^$#*(&(*#!!!! Serenity Now! Serenity Now! Serenity Now!

Will you marry... Wait!!! NO!!! LOL

Dude it supports Nintendo!! n-64. DS! Oh I forgot "The Cube" too.. sorry about that but this thing will play on everything from a Intellivision to a Sony walkman.. (*note not compatible with Xbox 360). And don't be fooled by cheap stick man imitations.. this is the real deal! Play as Pre-Historic man or Neanderthal with a full arsenal of MODERN weaponry (*note useless against the stick-carrier) Worth every bit of the $299 $369 asking price. (*note a lucky few may receive the special gold blank disk version) Which is completly useless without patch 9.99. (*disclaimer there will be no patches). Just look at some of the features!! Awesome!! Amazing 2D graphics in blazing 480i res. Complete non playable single play mode Custom characterizations which can't be saved Custom load outs which may change randomly (useless against stick carrier) Support for dial-up and Vios connections. (*note fast connections will have perfect hit detection, slow connections will get pwned.. too fricking bad ... net zero pinhead!) Kudo's to BigMoneyNacku for his "the faster your connection the better you are".. plain and simple idea. Support for all languages (universal Hugh! vocabulary) AI's that stand still and are easily killed Elimination of Rank ups - Reverse leader boards. Worst player listed as number one. *Scroll through pages for hours to see best player. Full clan and friends list support. No support for recently played list.. (who the hell cares who you just beat?) Lifetime no refund non-warranted period.

Yep and with a price tag of $299 retail we only need to sell five to make a profit.

When it comes time to give out the royal shaft.. you're first in line. Kudo's to Sgt Friday for the No DLC idea...

We invented clan support.

We already have our first gamer!! and our new spokesman...