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My lil witch.. she's a cutie.. The boy... he went as a Socom Soldier.. LOL! at 13 the end of november it's his last Halloween run (at least that's what he informed me of. something about "it's for kids Dad!") The score...(and that's not even the other two bags of it left in the van!) 11.9 lbs of fricking candy!! dayam my kids have running the blocks down to a science!!

Wow!! One hell of a match.. Excellent tactics by both teams and it was an enjoyment to view as one of the spectators. This was my first time I ever viewed a match thru the spectator window and I’ll be hard pressed to find a match which would compare to it. Each of the first two maps were heavily favored mercenary maps and game types. The scores reflected this and although it is possible to secure victory by the seals any less experienced team would have found difficulty in doing so against the aggressive play shown by JyK and APC. Simple mistakes could have easily turned the slightly favored mercenary advantage on those maps the other way. Neither APC nor JyK however made such mistakes and both played their part flawlessly. Echelon Demo: this was perhaps the most entertaining and closely played map of the series. Although the final score does not reflect it this was extremely close and could have easily gone either way as to which team came out ahead, With the Seals (JyK ) securing the satchel and holding down the parking ramp for the first two matches a tightly fought stalemate was the result, the access ramp bridge between the stadium and the parking ramp saw tons of action with close one on one battles. King Junk’s run at the bomb from the start of each round gave them the ability to hold the parking ramp and button down the stair ways forcing the action to concentrate to the bridge. On the third round an outstanding grenade throw took King out of action and for the first time it appeared the mercenary’s (APC) had the upper hand. A valiant yet risky attempt to win the round by APC and secure the parking garage was met with a steadfast defense by JyK and the elimination of several of APC’s gunners by the entrenched forces of JyK thus turning the momentum and giving JyK the drive to thrust an assault into the stadium, with little time on the clock the quick turnaround in advantage took APC by surprise and although both Undertow’s resilience and Smokeosama’s outstanding play and fortitude to hold steadily against the charge was admirable the overwhelming and last second effort by JyK resulted in a narrowly timed victory of the round. The one round win now placed APC in the disadvantage position of having to force the play and put themselves in greater jeopardy in the now apprehensive attempt to win back a round. The next two rounds were some of the most intense battles seen in the war and the closeness of the combat in which both teams put it all on the line made for spectacular encounters. The final score does not reflect the extremely narrow victory secured by JyK in this map and sincere congratulations along with the utmost respect for both APC’s and JyK’s example of concentrated resolute play. Tidal Fury: from the viewpoint of “Goataglyn’s Island overlooking Goat’s Gentleman’s club and resort situated in the lush Tropical paradise of Tidal Fury I sipped a margarita while the cabana girls gently massaged my shoulders. The serene tranquility of the oceans waves lapping against the soft sunlit sand of the luscious beaches enhanced the tranquility and harmonized with the calm and peaceful ambiance to which I am accustomed to at my Island retreat. From my hammock I watched as the natives made camp fires, roasted marshmallows, sang quite songs and told stories of their Socomanistic tribal ancestors.. For eons the two tribes that inhabited my island were peaceful quiet and settled clans that enjoyed long naps in the tall grass under the palm trees. The aroma of the huge black pot of stew which never ceased to cook, fortified by the catch of the day that was placed in it’s deepened rue often filled the air with a delicious bouquet scent. But it was not to last….. BAMM BAMM BOOM KABOOM!! What in the blazes has happened? My island heaven is no more! The aroma that once gave pleasure now reeks of gunpowder! The clansman have been fortified, armed to the teeth they now seek to eliminate one another and claim the island to themselves as victory! Armed by the conflicting forces of the World’s opposing enemies, the tribes have been made into armies of death. Fueled by the lies and manipulated by the powers that be they are at war with one another. The highland Mercaracas tribe and the lowland Sealoma tribe both now equipped with the arsenal of the modern soldier prepare for the bloodthirsty act of war and vengeance. Days turn into weeks, weeks into months, years pass and still the war lingers on! When will it end? Wreaked by the havoc of war, the tribal leader of the Sealoma’s takes matters into his hands, he commandeers and steals away with a battle boat of their allies, a man with a mission and foregoing the chivalry of war he blasts a bombardment of grenades with an almost never ending foray of destruction. In the end my heaven on earth is transformed into a wasteland of metal and men resembling the likes of a deteriorating JUNK YARD…. I depart from my paradise never to return at the last I turn to gaze once more onto the devastated remains of the island, in the distance the faint sight of the mighty KING and what remains of his tribe celebrate their conquest, the lone bark of a DOG heard in the distance exemplifies the battle cry of the champions! HUYAH!!

Ohhh god.. well here's one for the record books and I put it here because well we were talking bout Comcast and how idiotic they are... Last night I decided to do some house cleaning on my server.. (I was going to work on the site but I got distracted .. errr ahh yo.. snipe give me a call dude.. sorry..) anyway.. I found my root directory which houses the email logs.. was filled to capacity.. now as I said I have buis class service and each of my emails can hold a SCHIT load of mail.. so how the hell was it filled I wondered...??? Well lo and behold Comcast FiLLED IT UP!! guess they decided to SPAM me with a spam for comcast phone service... well they sent their spam back in Sept... to my online avc postmaster account.. which got replied *automatically by my "this email is not monitored please use xxxx.. etc... " which got replied from them by a auto response of "this email is not monitored by Comcast please use our cust. service email... xxx.. etc.. etc.. " which got auto responded by me.. which got auto responded by them.. which got auto.. errrr yeahhh.. I think you get the point!! 99,999kb's of this crap later.. and my postmaster box is filled!!!! MOFO'n Comcast!! I will be calling them today and informing them if they ever send me a spam again I will pull their cable out of my wall so hard Ted Turner's @SS will twitch from the shock wave!! > > >

Yea I'm going with D-75 on this one.. I believe he is indeed naked... I also believe both his freinds.. are.... GAY!!! I also believe he (and his friends) will fit right in with APC! ;D ;D

That's nothing........ you should see where the exit is!! ;D

The flag behind them was not the only flag there. The place was surrounded with flags. Hillary Osama and Harkin are looking at the band. Only Richardson is looking directly at a flag. Only Richardson has a flag pin lapel in the right place. I met Richardson this year at a political fund raiser... Last election, I voted republican but this guy made some good points and actually made sense. Just the fact that he's the only one secure enough to wear blue jeans to the event is good enough for me!! LOL. Bill R. get's my vote for the democratic nominee. Of course more than likely Bush has already devised a scheme to get us in yet another war right before the election canceling the whole process and extending his term. ??? As for the last pic Hippe the guys in the back aren't saluting the flag they are checking the heat they are packing... ready to put a slug in any reporter that gets out of line. As for Bush well, when he has HEART burn that's where it hurts so of course his reckoning is that where his heart is!! LOL

Hmmm that’s really interesting Lord_Lucy, I love this part… “"By Comcast not acknowledging that they do this at all, there's no way to report any problems with it," errrr okay… SOB’s !!! But isn’t this more akin to Peer to Peer, now I would love it if we had PtP for gaming.. Imagine if you could in essence create a private LAN type game and then invite specific players outside your LAN via the WAN to join your virtual server, all without any need for a huge server to create the virtual world, no cheaters, kids, no body outside your invited IP client list. That would be cool and lag free for the most part depending on the connections of the clients. A LAN-WAN thank you Mamm… LOL MMOFPS (Massively multiplayer online first-person shooter) or "My Motha F’ing Play Station" ;D HA!! use TCP/IP by use of private servers with their own DNS number (*ref wiki and other info sites) I believe this is really where the problem is.. DNS primarily uses UDP on port 53 to serve requests from the client followed by a UDP reply from the server. TCP handles the transfer only when the response data size exceeds 512 bytes (basically voice and your shot to the other guys head..) Now if Comcast or your IP provider sets a limit then it will in all likelihood be a timed limit whereas ok this DNS is requesting from our DNS (the one they let you use for your connection) x amount of time and we are fine with that unless it exceeds x amount of request or time then you are hogging the DNS and we gotta cut you off!! If this is the case then THAT SUCKS! :-\ And explains a heck of a lot of disconnects by DNS errors. If they are limiting peer to peer as well now then obviously that isn’t the answer either. For PS and Xbox they are really just flash (in a simple term) well really more like AJAX (Asynchronous JavaScript And XML) which uses Direct X9, and the infamous Unreal Engine 3 (Unreal Engine 4 has been delayed for a while now.. ) I believe the only guy working on it is Tim Sweeney (Epic Games VP and legendary Unreal Engine designer) at any rate who knows? And if comcast is doing this do you think Verizon won’t? hmm perhaps for now no but has their use increases I’m sure it’s not beyond their thinking. We need a Game Players association to hire a lobbyist and lobby for gamers to battle these anti-gamers IP providers!! >

"are the stars out tonight.. i dont know if its cloudy or bright cause i only have ... Eyes for yoooooooooooo ohhhhhhhhh.... well lookie there ma!! three hunking big green stars ... I feel soooo special.. kinda like riding on the short bus eh!

LOL Street, been busy with work and playing Vegas too much.. as for Crapcast. yea, to be fair if I was comparing Comcast residential to FIOS,... FIOS would be way ahead.. I'm spoiled with my RG-11 direct to the house.. only one on the dist. block.. HOME buis. class dedicated server lines.. and for me that beats FIOS at this time. However when compared to residential service I'd have to say go with FIOS, Verison customer service reaks but they all do. As for outages.. LOL maybe Ver. hasn't been out yet, but give em time.. they will find a way to "F" it up. p.s. when Verison was laying their easement lines in my neighborhood they knocked out the power not once but EIGHT different times and that was only in a 10 block area, I can only imagine how the rest of the country has been doing with their easement agreement. If they dig through your yard.. THEY HAVE TO BY LAW replace the sod and yard exactly as it was.. by careful since they tend to dig it up with precision but are lazy asses when it comes to filling up the hole and making it look like it did before they dug.

Goat puts on his AV Inc. CEO hat. Well, while it’s true that Version is scaring the living schit out of cable and sat co’s. by laying fiber down. Here’s some info on FIOS. The statement.. fiber all the way to your home, while is correct it’s important to note that there isn’t any receiver that can accept a direct Fiber yet. i.e. for TV for example the Fiber goes to a box that gets converted to good old RF (radio frequency) modulation over standard cable.. All that bandwidth eventually gets compressed back to standard RF right at the last step.. pffft. Yes a fiber cable goes into your house but before it hits your TV it goes in a box and copper coax comes out of the box. The data that was on the fiber is re-modualted into rf on the coax so as to be useable by a traditional STB. (another the chicken before the egg type innovation.) But that’s TV and the equipment will catch up eventually.. on to the real deal INTERNET. Yes!! It’s fast basic is 5mbps with 2 mbps upload.. at about $40. but for $10 more you can triple download to 15mbps.. not a big deal for gamers since upload stays at 2mbps…. For the big daddy.. 30mbps and 5mbps up (the gamers dream!) expect to pay a whopping $180 a MONTH!. Comcast buis home service which gives me 18 down and 4 up with 5 dedicated IP’s cost $110 and buis class does not use the same servers as your neighbor unless they have buis class as well which means if you go buis class at your home chances are you’re the only one in the hood with it. The deception… Verison, * and anyone who has these guys for cell service can get an idea of the crap they pull sometimes.., goes to great length to say “FIBER all the way to your home..! well that’s great but where’s the other end of that line go? Ah ahh therein lies the deception. The other end goes to.. Verizon’s cell uplinks which go to sat’s which bounce back to receiver’s which go to the National Internet backbone server centers and hit the good old WAN. The Capacity of version’s sat’s is huge but as more and more go online eventually it will fill up. The Internet backbone is being upgraded as I type and is expected to handle 100mbps per user. So basically what I’m saying is whether it’s FIOS or SAT or DSL or Cable all the data eventually goes to the same place the Backbone and the backbone is a bit behind on its upgrade. Bottom Line. Fiber actually has the capacity for 256mbps down and 115mbps upload per line or per home!! That’s fricking amazing!! They actually place limiters in line to reduce it to the 5/2 they offer. The future looks bright for FIOS. My only complaint is the company that’s offering it. Past experience with Verison’s management, customer service and the idiots they seem to hire with their cellular service makes me cringe at the thought of dealing with them for TV and or internet. For now I will stay with Comcast buis server service but they too seem to be just as terrible. For a quick example of what to expect from a company such as Verison and allowing them to be your provider. One of the biggest compliants so far on their TV packages is that they increase the volume dramatically on commercials and promo advertisements of VERISON!! During programming. Your watching a movie late at night with the vol. down and suddenly a VERSION commercial SCREAMS out your TV to buy more!! Typical example of the crap you can expect these guys to pull… However it seems they all take advantage of their customers and none of them are worth a schit. So if they can give me speed. I’ll take it.

LOL powned...

For the record, D75 isn't talking bout me! I won't be elaborating on any prostate exams.. I did however learn recently that Tow and Sniper like having their backsides tickled... , Somehow I get the feeling it's not quite what they are expecting.. let's just say that in the end (rear end that is) we all get what's coming! ;D p.s Happy post B'day ..... old man.

I wrote one of dem poems it was to my good buddy Bubba... My good bud Bubba Done Died. His best freinds Cooter and Gomer done cried. His wife said she were not cheating and lied. My good bud Bubba Done did died. I even gots one of dem der stories bout Bubba and his Buddey's

LMAO! yea what would they call that anyway? Rambocky?? LOL. hell yah my monies on Rambo.. I mean does Rocky even stand a chance?

ohhhh that looks GOOD!! I hope they got the online community stuff worked out and the microphones as well.. COD3 was awesome online for the graphics, but no mics, no friend list, no way to boot idiots, no way to even know what the hell the game you make is named??? well let's just say I didn't play it that long before I said.. F! this. but I will surely by getting COD4.

Thanks guys. Chilli yea I tried to have them just on the first few slides but I guess my Slide Flash Show program isn't the full version, but hey at the price I paid for it.. I'm not complaining.. LOL. Red Oct! Funny you should mention Jethro Tull, bet you didn't see this one coming but yep I got Tull as well. It was disappointing since the film I shot with the Pentax was ruined by the processor! YES I was PISS'd.. but I got over it. The shoots done with the digital cam cam out but I really only use it to get a feel for the lighting hence some of them are out of focus a bit. I only managed to salvage about 15 shoots or so. I borrowed a couple of pics from the net to fill the slide show and added some album covers all of which are mine including the two signed by Ian. At any rate here's TULL!! Enjoy. Jethro Tull by Goat. Peace yo.

Now don't get me wrong here, I mean I loved the Rambo movies, and the Rocky movies.. and hell I even liked Judge Dread... but Stallone making another Rambo movie (and it's not like I'm a spring chicken myself but) at what 61 years OLD!! I mean come on already!! Maybe they should have called it Rambo "The Golden Years" or Rambo Altimers "The Forgotten Years"... or maybe Rambo "Assault on the Old folks Home" Rambo "help me I've fallen and I can't get up" or maybe Rambo "I'll get you ya whipersnappers!!" perhaps Rambo "where's my teeth?" or Rambo "Medical alert" or my favorite Rambo "Where the hell am I?" ;D ;D

Madden= wait for it... GAY!

Sup folks, I had the opp to be a VIP photo shooter at the local Casino last year at Peter Frampton's concert, having front row seats and a permit to shoot non flash photos was a great time. The photo's just sat on the pc but recently I acquired a copy of Flash show maker (thanks bud) and thought what the heck? Anyway excuse it if it's not that great, it was my first try at a flash slide show, at any rate, here's a blast from the past for all us old folks out there. Enjoy from Goat. Frampton Show Me the Way Peace yo, Goat

LMAO! come on now Street hell man if that was true.. you would have errr hmmm...well let's just say this.. it's good that we don't have any half stars. p.s. J/k! mad/luv 4ya street.

I hope that you return as soon as you are able to. You will be missed my friend. "To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people like you."

It signifies ??? LOL It goes by Position... Clan reps have one star Lurker ops have two Lazy ops have three. Admins psycho ops and social ops have four All other psycho ops have five Creator psycho ops have five big hunking stars.. p.s. (I think us admins were suppose to get four big hunking stars but sniper screwed up ....and also we really don't care much about any stars so the admins didn't give much thought on it...... ) really guys? stars?? come on! LOL...

ohhh hmmmm, and I believe your intention was honorable Shadow, but this errr well this was brought up a long time ago, back in July? I think? isn't this the same unofficial raw file that was leaked and uploaded to the net.. quite a while ago, only now it's just on a different server? if so I think this was already addressed as to it not really being something we are acceptable to. It's not so much the matter of the half@ss'd way that the release of the promised Map pack 2 has been handled it's more to the lack of any official release and widespread availability. Hold on I'll look for the thread... ok.. here it is... http://www.urgentfury.com/uf_forum/index.php?topic=2847.msg23506#msg23506 so yep it's out there in that capacity at any rate, but i think the consensus was agreed on by the UF community that we were not going to step to this level simply for the sake of Maps that were promised yet never delivered. Simply put we sort of came to the conclusion that until and if ever they officially release a pack, then the price of giving up even a speck of honor and use any unlicensed version was something we did not want to do. So yea it may be got in this manner, but no I prefer to just continue to gripe and complain and not give into temptation by use of a hacked version. Don't worry though like I told X, I don't think anything dishonorable was intended by posting this info, but I still believe using this isn't something that should be considered by UF members.

The reaction to the changes... well let's just say I don't get it? It's cool though it was always about providing more to you the members. If any are simply waiting then don't wait, sign up and by doing so you are saying you support this.. at the current point however the dismal sign ups has left the impression that this isn't something that has much promise and it's imminent demise is the likely outcome. So there it is.. if by chance a sudden surge in sign ups occur than it still might happen, however at the current time it appears that there is simply not enough interest in the small team tournament. Not sure on why? Entry fee? not enough incentive? too hard to formulate a team? the only UF veterans stipulation? the paypal issue? the single elimination? or the time frame and availability concern. Whatever the case, I've asked Tow to give it till the 15th and bust it if we don't have the numbers at that time.. as to if he will or simply bust it now or not is entirely up to him and sniper. If anyone would like to have a final say on this, state an opinion, etc.. then that's my reason for this post. Speak now or never. Sign up soon if you are not already and let us know you are in support of this as it appears to be headed for the chopping block. The open sign up date was not meant to mean however long it takes.. but only meant to give time to reformulate teams, that said I believe the time is drawing to a close on the sign up and without a huge increase in team enrollment Breakout may be placed pack on the shelf. So there it is guys, gals, it's up to you the members as it as always been. Get together and sign up if you want this... if enough get it done soon than it will move forward, but the time to do so, I believe, is running out.

Yea that looks fake to me... However I did find a similar one and this one looks to be the real deal..